When I was young, I was extremely scared of dying. But now I think it a very, very wise arrangement. It’s like a light that is extinguished. Not very much to make a fuss about.
—Ingmar Bergman (via blue-voids)
—Ingmar Bergman (via blue-voids)
(Source: supernaturalbepositive)
Dammit, Joss. I shipped those two characters.
*facepalm* Laughing a lot harder than is probably sane or healthy right now.
Those two were my favourite characters!!!! #RIP
(via luminous-lu)
(Source: shadowassassinw, via suzvoy)
whaddup, my name is Blenderdick Custardbath
And I am Benadryl Slumberbelch. Lord of all.
My name’s Blenderdick Luckycatch. Seems legit.
Beachbody Numbercrunch… I like!
Benefit Custardbath ahhahahahha
Benadryl Thundercats.
I win.
Blubberbutt Thundermunch.
*gauntlet thrown*
(Source: evayna)
Imagine your icon looking at you and talking in Morgan Freeman’s voice
(via euclase)
(Source: basicwitches, via asgardreid)
To whomever decided that end of grade tests that take 4 hours each day was an okay thing for a 9 year old to have to stress about all year was a good idea:
Fuck you. My kid deserves better. If I ever meet you, I’m going to punch you in your balls.
men at large feel like they are being robbed of something when an attractive woman with a 90% chance of developing breast cancer gets a double mastectomy
what better illustration of the male sense of sexual entitlement do you need
(via tyrannosaurusprick)
omg if I ever get married…
QUICK, SOMEONE MARRY ME SO WE CAN HAVE A RAINBOW CAKE
Can we have pie too? Because I’m not really a fan of cake. Well, frosting. I don’t really like too much frosting, but a small amount of cake is nice. Like a cupcake.
Or ice cream cake, that shit is fucking great.
I want a fall wedding so no one’s super cold in dresses or super warm in suits. That work?
Ice cream cake or Hershey’s pie will work, maybe alternating tiers with a little cupcake on top (just for you). Autumn is the BEST season, so that’s a given. And I’m wearing purple, so plan accordingly. ;)
I am definitely okay with this.
So all you need to do is formally ask for my hand in marriage from Chris - who will be walking me down the aisle if all goes well - and arrange a live metal band to play the Cave of Two Lovers song from Avatar: The Last Airbender as we say our vows.
And I should get a divorce from my ex first, probably. I dunno how those pesky laws work.
(via asgardreid)
omg if I ever get married…
QUICK, SOMEONE MARRY ME SO WE CAN HAVE A RAINBOW CAKE
(via itisneverlupus)
Oh my God, I thought today was going to SUCK.
Then I found a box of Girl Scout cookies - Samoas! - that I had hidden last month.
I will never get over Chris being Beyonce. *snerk*
(Source: supernaturalbepositive)
(Source: supernaturalbepositive)